i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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