Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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