where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize