So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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