u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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