Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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