sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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