my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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