I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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