considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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