Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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