one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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