I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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