in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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