He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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