Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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