belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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