you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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