you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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