Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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