Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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