Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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