Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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