I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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