they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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