she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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