So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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