Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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