Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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