I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Success! We fucked roommates!
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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