I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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