I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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