He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
