So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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