just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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