You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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