i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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