i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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