Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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