it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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