Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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