oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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