problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
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