There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
