Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
You're earring is so big in my mouth
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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