some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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