What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Can I use your boat
Also, whatโs the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? Itโs the middle of the night
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
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