so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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