come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
We are two peas in an std pod
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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