just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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