I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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