normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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