I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
i think im in europe. pls send help
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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